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Recent reviews by Fulcrum

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77.1 hrs on record (63.1 hrs at review time)
got me bussin ong
Posted 17 January.
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588.2 hrs on record (536.0 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted 4 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Buggy piece of ♥♥♥♥ that shouldn't be 30 dollars, actual joke.

Im gonna refund this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and go buy weed, don't waste your time and money because this game, honest to god, deserves neither from anyone.
Posted 24 October, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
After purchasing this DLC i found god, I have commited many crimes in my past, many of which are so terrible i will not say, but after viewing the artbook, my life flashed before my eyes as I unleashed the fattest nut this earth has ever been graced with, my elderly neighbor who ive known since i was a wee lad came to check on me, god I wish he didn't, his frail body was too weak to handle the sheer force of the door slamming open as the gas pressure from my salty load sitting to rot for 3 days was released as he knocked on the door, hopefully he was killed by the blast instantly, the sea of seed flowed down the block killing everyone in its path, the national guard ordered a national quarantine to stop the flow and constructed a dam around my house to stop the sea of nut from escaping, as i lied in my own filth i managed to get a glimpse of my computer, grabbing onto the mouse i closed out of the title page of the artbook and went to the first page, this signaled the end of humanity itself, with one last blast all of my life force was extracted out of my body via my jimmy dean sausage, with power comparable to 100 nuclear weapons going of at once the world was sent into darkness, my house was destroyed and i lay on the street typing this on my 2013 macbook pro, my seed is about to flood the area, this is my last transmission, i have only one thing left to say, im sorry.
Posted 24 June, 2020.
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226.1 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
This game is perfect for a man like me, my genocidal bloodlust can not be sated, but this eases the pain, i have slain countless mortals who oppose me, thousands have fell in brutal ways, no being that i have killed in this game has died peacefully.

8/10 some features are left to be desired and weapon variety needs to be bumped up but other then that pretty solid experience
Posted 16 June, 2020.
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4 people found this review funny
9.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
The 67 minutes i have played of this game not only metaphorically drained me but also physically as i have lost liters upon liters of seed to Justice, and i dont plan on stopping, my room is now a pale white, with buckets upon buckets filled with my seed and urine, my air conditioner stopped working days ago as the filters have been clogged with my chick fil a sauce, the sad excuse for what my member used to be is now a skinned hotdog, my testicles have longed since stopped functioning, the well oiled machine i used to be has been ruined and i am now a husk of what i use to be, what used to be my left hand is now stiff equivelant that of the monkeys paw, the fingers only retracting when i wish to pleasure myself once more, scratch that, this is not merely pleasure, this is survival, my life depends on the sweet release of my volatile seed, i fear when i die and go to the afterlife that god will judge me for what ive done this day, but im more fearful of if he doesnt acknowledge what i've done, the sin i have committed this day tops that of the evilest of souls and my stay in hell will be warranted, before my death this day will haunt me and many others for i can not stop, i will not stop, and god forbid there is a sequel for my poor shriveled body cant take anymore draining, when i look in the mirror i only see a dried up grapefruit in place of my once massive behemoth of a body, the piles of trash that littered my house that were previously impassable are now of no concern since my small body is cast away by the slightest wind and a terrible storm could be my fate, but personal problems aside this game is a fun hours of fun and the final boss is challenging but rewarding

solid 10/10 no glaring issues and i hope to see a paid sequel so i may offer my support
Posted 15 June, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record
Excellent game, i have never received a game so complex and interesting from a story perspective as this one was, the amount of nuts i have busted to this masterpiece far exceed that of any nsfw game out there
Posted 21 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
MaRthur Argun, Mohn Jarston And Adie Sadler kill severel hundred people during a black friday sales event at a walgreens
Posted 16 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
36.0 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
lets be honest this game is a mess but that doesnt stop it from giving you hours of endless fun for you and your friends to enjoy
Posted 9 August, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
37.0 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
breathes -dies
Posted 23 June, 2017.
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