ALROIGHT DEN, I SUPHOSE ITZ UP TA ME TA TELL YA GITZ ABOWT DIS UH...SIMOO...SENO....SIMULASHUN

AN FER YA DUM GRETCHEN DAT AR TOO DUMB TA READ, WELL, DEN BASIKALLY ITZ KOINDA LOIK DAT ONE OLD GAME....TWISTED METAL....BUT WIFF ORKS....AN' JETS INSTED OV BUGGIES....

NOW YA MOIGHT BE THINKIN...

İlk olarak all ov ya dumb gitz tarafından gönderildi:

oi boss, iznt dat game kinda arcady wiff a loose story?

AN FER ONCE IN YE SORRY LIFE YE BE ROIGHT ABOUT SUMFIN

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• PROPPA ORKY
  
• DUZZNT COST A LOTTA TEEF TA BUY DIS FOR YOU AN' DA BOYZ
  
• CUSTOMIZAHUNS R NICE, YA COLAHS AKTUALLY MATTAH FER BONUSES AN' WHATNOTS. PLENTY 'O GUBBINZ TA STIK ON YER JET
  
• DAKKA
  
• DAKKA
  
• IZ FUN
  
• RUNS SMOOTHA DEN DA BOSS'S GREEN ARSE AFTA A SQUIG OIL MASSAGE
  
• BUNCHA WAYZ TA PLAY. YA GOTZ BOMBAS, DAKKA JETS, AN' MORE.
  
• PROPPA ORKY VOICE ACTIN'
  
• MUZIK IS GUD, NEEDZ MORE 'OV IT!
  
• DA LEVELZ LOOK NICE.

• DA LEVELS TOO SMALL. CANT FLY TOO HIGH OR YA GET YELLED AT. MAKEZ MANOOVERIN' DIFFIKULT
  
• DA PLACES YA FOIGHT IN DONT CHANGE UP VERY OFTEN. BY DAT I MEAN, IN ONE MISHUN YA GOTZ TO TAKE OVER A BASE FOR A CUNNIN' FRONTAL ASSAWLT, BUT IN DA NEXT MISHUN, DAT SAME BASE IS DA BIG ENEMY BOSS'S BASE NOW WUT WIFF SOME DIFFIRUNT BUILDINZ.
  
• NOW...O'IM A VERY SMART GIT, BUT DUMB GITS MOIGHT 'AV A 'ARD TIME UNDA-STANDIN' SUM 'OV DA ME-CAN-IKZ
  
• DA GAME DIDN'T LAST FOREVA

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BASIKALLY, DA GAME IS GREAT, BUT IF DA LEVELS WAS BIGGER, WIFF A HIGHA SKY LIMIT, AN' DA LEVELS CHANGED EVEREE-SO-OFTUN BETWEEN MISHUNS.....IT'D BE PERFECT.

OVERALL I GIVE DIS 'ERE GAME A....

ONE....TWO....FREE...UH...FREE......UHHH.

LOTZ 'OV STARZ

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EDIT

OI'V PLAYED AROWN...UH FOUR-TEE HOUR'S IN DIS GAME AND AM FOINALLY DONE WIFF IT FOR NOW. FEW NIDS ERE' AN' DERE...BIGGEST WUN IZ SUM ACH-EEVE-MINTS NOT UNLOCKIN' BUT DAT AIN'T SO BAD.