It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. anyways; game runs on potato laptop.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Your wife died in a tragic jetski accident and you expect sympathy from ME? You KNOW she was a UBER-CREEP on the interwebs, right? Giving out "cupcakes". . . requesting fotos. . . NOT TO MENTION the attempt on my NEPHEW to REVERSE his potty training. AS IF THE LIBERAL LEFT WOULD POTTY TRAIN IN ORDER TO SELL MORE BATHROOMS. . .wait. . .

Do not nudge kick or jiggle the seat in front of you i am sitting there i am everywhere at once
Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly be considerate to others or i will bite your torso and give you a disease
Do not forget these essential movie goer rules

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Holy sht I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself and go to the nearest ER IMMEDIATELY because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes you think might be infected

+rep Transitioning isn’t easy—but seeing you this makes me happy. Keep going. You’ve got this.

For all the challenges of being Black and Trans, there’s triple the amount of blessings. You’re a reminder of all the goodness that comes with being who we are.