SPARKLES and ♥♥♥♥ is all i get in that damn game

SPARKLES and ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gertz! I checked the calendar, it's March 6th, 2014 and no one has written on your steamprofile this year. What happened man? I thought you were pretty popular in the porn industry and should have many fans. Looks like people hesitate outing themselves to have an interest in watching a dude having fun with pets. Tough luck.
So, nice as I am, I leave this comment on your profile to cheer you up.

Well hello there Gertz. So I was checking my calendar, not sure why, but I noticed that the last time I heard/read from you was August, the 8th. And honestly, I couldn't feel happy about it, because despite me praying for your death, I saw that the last time you were online was September the 21st. Now since you showed me a picture of your girlfriend, I noticed she's blond. That basically nullifies the possibility of her managing to start your computer and log into your steam account. That's depressing actually because I am now sure that you must still be alive.
Seriously man, how are things going? Still fighting world hunger?

Hey Gertz. It's friday here where I am. It's not paradise but certainly not like hell, sorry, I meant saying the US. Since I have no plans for the weekend, I want to offer you an open ear for all problems and maybe I can assist. As a start, I figured that religion is just brainwashing for the stupid. They just created god as a greater, almighty entity, so that the mob stays calm. And they tell them that god is generous. Then I watched a video of a dude that got the death penalty and he was like: "God forgive me and safe my soul", yet god didn't step in and the guy still got electrocuted. I assume god was busy, so tough luck on the dude. Anyways, be aware that I am kind-hearted and available on TS, should you need moral support. PS: I accept bank transfers and credit cards and charge by the hour.

Oh, too short... LIke we never heard any of your friends from the anus-club claiming the same...