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Elle 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01pm 
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DownMecab 25 Jun, 2020 @ 10:20pm 
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Elle 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:39pm 
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Oolong 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Pro: Hey NOOB! What do you choose!? Diamonds or Dirt?
Nobb: Dirt!
Pro: GetRekt Noob!
Noob: Why?
Pro: Because you love dirt more than diamonds!
Noob : Well actually Diamonds lovers is noob!
Pro: No its not! Diamonds is more better than Dirt!
Noob: Actually.. No Dirt no Minecraft! Because there will be no trees
Pro: But theres a diamond!
Noob: Everything start with wood BRO!
Pro:.....
ROASTED!!!!!!!! COMMENT: True or Not True!
Elle 22 Dec, 2018 @ 2:04pm 
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Oolong 18 Dec, 2018 @ 12:38am 
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Oolong 25 Sep, 2018 @ 2:13am 
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NinjaSniper85_ 20 Mar, 2018 @ 9:31pm 
I say YES
Oolong 29 Dec, 2017 @ 3:07am 
I was riding the train home from a hard squat workout and my legs were jelly, well the train stopped abruptly and i fell ass first into a burly middle aged man's lap and he quickly grabbed my hips to help push me up but my legs were fried from squats and i couldnt get up right away so i bounced back on his lap and felt his thick man rod on my ass.
The feeling was so weird and spectacular at the same time. The rest of the train ride back i dont know what happened to me but i kept staring at his crotch and i would look away if he caught me lookin. And i also kept catching myself licking my lips a lot and kinda sticking my butt out.
I dont know wut happened but i think this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ phaggot mightve turned me gay. wtf im not gay i love women so as i was leaving the train i gave him an angry look and said phaggot under my breath and tried to hide my fully grown erection. ffs gay people shouldnt be allowed to be so burley and tempting to straight guys who just want to be normal.
moleman 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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moleman 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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moleman 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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moleman 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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moleman 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Slayee 1 Dec, 2017 @ 12:48am 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest MEN you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Oolong 30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:49am 
I stare at these commoners smugly as I sip my coffee out of my "♥♥♥♥ Religion" mug. These subhuman troglodyte plebeians drink their Starbucks Milkaccinos and Whipped Caramel Mocha Caloriattos, while I, with my IQ of 187 (or 192, depending on the test), enjoy the true patrician's drink, the very life-blood of intellectuals, straight black coffee. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normalfags will never understand.

Also my piss smells like coffee, so that's a plus.
Oolong 30 Nov, 2017 @ 2:58am 
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields