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6 of 11 (55%) achievements earned:
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Get your first achievement

Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 1:01am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 1:21am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:40am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 1:01am

Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:20am

Settings World Champion

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:52pm



Test achievement please ignore

Test achievement description! Replace this!

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).

Super Go Outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.