Nice tits

HUH?!

Hello aesthetically pleasing Emily,

I would like to say that I would walk across the entire Sahara desert with my ballsack duct taped to my left leg, with only the Brazilian soccer teams post-game sweat as my water supply and nothing to eat but chef boyardee mini ravioli(and I h8 mini ravioli) just to prove my value to you. Please be my instagram girlfriend again, I promise not to look at ♥♥♥♥ pics anymore.

Sincerely,
Olivia Munn FanClub Member #001

I was in my safe space when I read your response

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

Someone get this ildist dude some bleach to drink