Recent reviews by Hondoodlefrump

He gave me the vital things that life requires, such as projectile boosting, or slam storage. Or even shotgun switching. He gave me the pleasure of witnessing King Minos. He let me romance V1 (but school girl outfit). Hakita gave me hope to go on. And then He took it from me.

He slapped me in the face with P-2. He punched me in the gut with P ranking P-2. He buckled my knees with round 50 cybergrind. He broke my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arms with P ranking every level. After my arms healed, He tore them off and slapped me in the face, knocked me to my already buckled knees, and kicked me in the face with getting all crates in the crash bandicoot section. He did everything described before again while now also pouring shampoo into my eyes when I did everything again but in violent mode. But there was hope.

It was over, I had completed all of His trials. Everything was golden, I could finally relax. I could do things like walking down the block with Gabriel while walking the family Benjamin. I could have long vacations days swimming in the red substance, getting scrindonguloded in the summer sun. And then it happened. Hakita gave me three new weapons. Three new beautiful weapons, with new fun strategies to use. There was even a secret weapon that I love. I believed that He truly cared about me. But then I saw it.

He has forsaken me. He released a harder mode, "Brutal" difficulty. Why would he do this? Why would he make the stalkers not die when they explode? Why would he make the drones supersonic? It took me 78 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attempts to beat the first Gabriel fight. I have to P rank all of this now again. I just want to feel Minos's warm embrace again.

Anyway great game, super fun, happy that he won't release an even harder mode later :)

run fast makes my brain go nyoom.

♥♥♥♥ this game

Peak of humanity.

I went afk on my factory, came back half an hour later to see that aliens ate all of my base. Great game!

sus