+rep knows how to unleash his inner alpha wolf

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This plush was a huge hit for our developmentally impaired son’s 26th birthday. He is autistic and loves sensory activities. So if you’re looking for a gift for a child who has sensory issues then this is a great buy. For the price, you do get a LARGE plush! He had a blast. The downside is that it is NOT easy to clean up. If he got something on his plush and I didn’t immediately scrape it off, it hardened to a rock and literally my son scraped his foot on it and actually cut his foot. NO JOKE. So it’s one of those plushes that you can’t take your eyes off of your child for a minute with this if you don’t want stuff embedded in her fur or worse. Definitely a toy that needs to be played with together. :). But that being said, it was GREAT PLUSH and we’ve tried em all! Including homemade and this one was AWESOME! Still in great condition after being well used so it’s definitely a gift that will get some mileage at a great price!

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

I HAD ONE BEER
TWO BEERS
THREE BEERS
A SHOT OF WHISKEY
A MARGARITA
AND A BLOODY MARY

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