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This game is an absolute masterpiece. Granted, the game has its issues, and I know I should be able to run this game higher than the lowest settings, and the A-Life 2.0 system definitely needs some work done in terms of spawn distances/unique encounters (I shouldn't see the same 3 groups of bandits spawn in the same area within 10 minutes). HOWEVER, even with all the issues and bugs the game has in its current state, the game play and immersion in this game is UNMATCHED. You ARE Skif, walking through Chernobyl just like so many others have done before, and the game does a phenomenal job of putting you in his shoes as he goes through wiping out groups of bandits, getting jumped by mutants, and the occasional drink in the bar or trip to Sidorovich for old times sake. I can only imagine that with time GSC will put the effort needed to fix the game up and make it what it was supposed to be at launch. Am I still willing to put uncounted hours into this game even with the eurojank, and low frame rates on the lowest graphics? Absolutely. GSC poured their heart and soul into this game over 12 long and grueling years, with both a global pandemic AND a war in their home country, and with every step you can feel the love and dedication that the developers put into every second of this game. All in all, the game as it stands is a strong 9/10, and as soon as they optimize and bugfix the game, it will be a SOLID 10/10 game. Thank you GSC for staying true to the STALKER games, and making the best love letter to the fans anyone has gotten in recent times.

Good hunting, Stalkers.

This game needs more recognition. This is unironically one of the best pirate games i have ever played, and the only drawback is that you are locked to playing on EU servers 50% of the time, but even then it isnt miserable. Now that it's free, there is no excuse to NOT play this game. Install it and treat yourself to a fun pirate experience, that only gets better with the more friends you convince. 10/10

This game is actually crack. I cracked open a gas canister and chugged the contents, and I cant stop itching and fiending for more. 10/10 I love getting two tapped with a double barrel by invisible Elvis who proceeds to slide away in order to do it all over again to my teammates.

This game is absolutely amazing. there is not a millisecond in this game that isn't fun. Gene made me spacist. 10/10

Unironically, this game is more fun than smash. There's a special type of feeling that can only be achieved by beating the absolute living ♥♥♥♥ out of Jake the dog as batman. I cannot recommend this game any more, and you should install it the first chance you get. the only downside is that iron giant, superman, and garnet are probably the most infuriating characters to ever play against, and they will make you want to eat your own hand. Game Good.

Why the ♥♥♥♥ do i have fun not knowing a single thing im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing.

i bought this game at 10 PM and couldnt manage to take my eyes off the screen for 3 consecutive hours, and the only thing i did was upgrade my workbench 3 times and killed a bunch of boars with a spear. 10/10 even with bugs and the occasional death by falling tree.

This game is amazing. Not only can i use a gun to kill the god of the underworld, but i can pet cerberus right after it. $25 is too little of a price for this masterpiece.

I once played with a guy who had a soundboard, and would give out "bruh" sound effects with a simple command. 100/10

Other than getting shot at from trees that can speak, i have no complaints. 10/10 would recommend