You called him. You called Datto I always save my builds the night before a raid Two nights ago half of my weapons were gone. Builds destroyed

And I was so damn sure that I locked all my weapons because I always do its a habit.

So it was nagging me IT WAS NAGGING ME!

So I checked Raid Report Turns out their was a crucible match played on my account at 2am when I was asleep right there.

And you know who was in the Fireteam. Datto

The only person who couldve done vault cleaning on my account with Datto is you, Saltagreppo.

Boy those godrolls those divs must've hurt your eyes so bad. All those game ruining weapons right in front of you. My God.

What was so important that you had to Call Datto before Day 1 raid.

Only thing I can think. Only thing that makes sense is you told him not to let me on the team.

It was always you right? Right back to when I solo flawlessed all the dungeons and tried to join the YouTube circle.

You didn't want me.

Speak up. TELL ME WHY? It's the least you can do for me now! I'm your clan mate

We're supposed to look out for each other.

Why were you working against me salt?

"You're not a real Raider."

I'm what?

"YOU'RE NOT A REAL RAIDER. Day 1 root of nightmares for christ sake. An easy ass raid. What a joke. I WORKED MY ASS OF TO GET THREE WORLDS FIRST! And you get a day 1 and suddenly you think you're my peer. You do what I do for YouTube and can make people laugh? I commited my Life to this! You don't slide into like a pair of blue boots and then reap all the credit."

I thought you were proud of me.

"I Was. When you first joined the clan and gave us information on other teams during raid races I was very proud."

So that's it right? Keep old Zanny on watch party because he's not good enough to be a raid racer.

"I know you. What you were. What you are. People don't change. You're battlefront 2 Zanny. And Battlefront 2 Zanny i can handle just fine. But Battlefront 2 Zanny with a raid belt is like a new light with gjallarhorn. World's first is sacred! If you abuse that for views people get angry. This is not a game. You have to know. I know you know on some level that I'm right. You know I'm right!"

I got you a build saved and a couple of streams edited and some memes that you like. Enough to last you a week. After that you're on your own.

I own a Ballyhoo for home defense because that's what the Traveler intended.

Four Dregs break into the helm, "What the Light?" as I grab my Loreley and masterworked Ballyhoo.

I blow an ascendant shard sized hole through the first rat, he's dead on the spot.

I draw my Izzy on the second rat, it misses him entirely because I'm a D1 Alpha Vet and father of 6 and it nails another Guardian's ghost.

I'm forced to rely on the Wardcliff Coil mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with a catalyst, "Lakshmi did nothing wrong!" I yell.

The shot shreds two dregs in the blast, the sound and extra energy crashes the API for the entire weekend.

I draw my Other Half and eager edge the last terrified Dreg, I fly past him and die since bungie put a speedcap.

Just as the traveler intended.

+rep gave me in AK in exchange for blow

bro be my 5 dollar little ceasers special for Valentine’s Day??