Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I'm beginning to think that if opportunity ever does knock, it'll be because it has to use my bathroom.
ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"
ㅤ* If you could you try any kind of activity, what activity would you try?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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