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Sid 2021 年 1 月 10 日 下午 5:46 
gandhi
Nostobbi™ 2017 年 8 月 26 日 上午 2:43 
So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight...

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
Linkun 2016 年 5 月 31 日 下午 7:00 
ooooooooooh ur a sexy lad:csgoanarchist:
Registered Vex Offender 2016 年 5 月 15 日 上午 12:10 
you would..wouldnt you..the nazis are coming
Taz mai 2016 年 5 月 14 日 下午 10:17 
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Registered Vex Offender 2015 年 12 月 16 日 下午 10:19 
why yes, anything less or more would just be stupid
Taz mai 2015 年 12 月 16 日 下午 6:28 
but do I need to read 3000 every day?
Registered Vex Offender 2015 年 12 月 15 日 下午 5:39 
first you must get 3000 books and read them..and then when you wake up you have 2 lambos
nil 2015 年 12 月 15 日 下午 3:37 
Tai Lopez tell me the secret to get rich