Recent reviews by splum

trash

i now have stage IV anal cancer

>get speared by a naked on wipe day
>repeat couple hundred times
>eventually assemble some wood ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>immediately get flame raided by some ♥♥♥♥
>repeat every week

10/10 this game made my blood pressure rise to the point where I now need blood thinners.

as a side note: I am now fluent in Korean

Couldn't be more impressed, don't know why people don't like it.

Fantastic bullet hell title

I personally dont like this game because it says 42 hours played and I never really played it, I just left it running for a couple days.

I was going to wait until I hit 100 total hours of play time, but I just could not wait!

This game went Free To Play a while back, and with that decision, brought many players who were not serious about the game and just wanted a little game to play for a little while. I am not discouraging such behaviour, but Valve decided that they were no longer making money from game sales, so they added microtransactions. What a distasteful day. They added cosmetic items, such as hats, in the Sniper vs Spy update. It went to hell from there. Team Fortress 2 has become a game of trading hats and rarely weapons. Yes the game is still very fun. Yes the hats are kind of amusing. But I can not stree to you enough, there are few things worse than a kid flooding the chat menu with "Deals" on his hats and cosmetics, while everyone else is playing the game.

One of the most entertaining features of this game is doing the conga! After a recent update, an item was released. An item to unify. An item to long live in players' hearts. This item is the conga! You can initiate the conga and have everyone on the server join in! You can conga for hours and just have fun, no violence!

Bottom line, this game is a shooter, nothing less, and a very balanced shooter at that. The classes are all very balanced and need each other to work together. This game is full of Free to Players who are here for the sole intention of trading, that is unfortunate, but the game is extremely fun.

Why are you even reading this?? This game is free! Spend 100's of hours FOR FREE!!!