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Recent reviews by Galaxy Eyes

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1 person found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record
A timeless classic.
Posted 18 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
You get exactly what you pay for. Incredibly slow fun.
Posted 4 July.
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0.3 hrs on record
Clunky controls and interface, annoying music, and hard-to-read text. Which is a shame, because the game offers creative mechanics, really cool pixel graphics (on the robots at least) and a humorous world to play around in. It also unfortunately does its damnedest to make me not want to play in that world.

Honestly, I only got this game because your boss looks like Hal 9000. I expected at least a kinda fun game along with that. Maybe I'm just not into RTS/Tower Defense. I was willing to give it a shot, and the game itself seems decent, but the UI and controls just give me a headache.

Not worth it, unless you can look past these flaws.
Posted 2 July. Last edited 3 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.8 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
It’s a good game, I enjoy playing it. I love the little details that change in the graphics with every random event.

It’s hard though, so expect to die a lot, especially at first.

And yes, you can censor what goes on in the breeding tube 💀
Posted 1 July.
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7.9 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
My favorite thing to do is steal phones from humans and collect them in a little pile
Posted 16 June.
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10 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
I can’t do this man. I played for only one hour and it was confusing as ♥♥♥♥ and all my kittens died. I don’t think I’ll ever play this game again. I can’t handle more kitten death. I just wanted to play a beautiful nature game where I raised kittens.
Posted 23 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Abandoned, broken early access game. It held so much promise that never came to fruition. I bought it a decade ago and at some point development just. Stopped. Updates vanished. A huge disappointment, especially because I was so excited to play as a dragon. Don’t bother, it’s a waste of money. :(
Posted 21 May.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Ridiculously fun game to play with friends with TONS of replayability. And it's like jackbox, your friends don't even need to buy it to play! I've been trying to get as many people as I can to play it because it's just so damn entertaining. Brilliant game, worth every penny.

My only complaint is that I can't name my heir! I was Queen Megatron, and I wanted my child to be named Galvatron 😔
Posted 2 September, 2023.
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28.8 hrs on record
You had me at "competitive dating sim"
Posted 31 July, 2023.
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25 people found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record
A fun twist on the monster prom formula with new gameplay mechanics and a TON of new characters, outfits, art, and wacky shenanigans! Lots of replayability and even more fun to play with friends. The monster prom franchise is truly the gift that keeps on giving. :]

My only complaint, and it's very minor, is that I wish the meta-shop were a little less tedious and maybe more like the one from monster camp where you could choose what to buy? When you've got 2000+ prank tokens stocked up, it feels like forever to spend only 100 at a time. And sometimes the concept sketches are spoilers for stuff I haven't seen yet.
Posted 31 July, 2023. Last edited 10 August, 2023.
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