I'm sorry to disappoint yet again, but I have shed my mortal bonds of flesh and become transhuman. I am no longer primate, but post human now.
Origins are a thing of the past, the only future is gorilla entrapment.

While I understand that your lack of manners and your vile demeanor is mostly due to your Quebecois origins, I choose to be the better ape and wish you well on your path forward becoming a keeper. I pray that your newfound calling be in the chimp enclosure where the chimps would take consent-requiring actions against you, consentlessly.

I will not only not retract, but will double down. The actions the keepers took that day, were justified, and I am going through the training to become one myself.

These baseless and harmful statements only serve to confuse and mislead others, and to make them on the very same month that Harambe was martyred is absolutely distasteful . I urge you sir to retract and refrain from spreading such falsehoods and respect my identity as a gorilla.

-Rep. Tried claiming they weren't actually a gorilla

Noooo not another Harambe situation :c

Butchered

Where da gorilla Pal T_T

what is your favorite open world survival game? I enjoyed Lego Fortnite and was about to try Valheim, but you indicated that it more or less had the same limitations.

Imagine having Palworld, and lying about it. It's the cam girl game all over again.

Hello, Psychopath here. Just following your instructions to come tell you that you are not worthy of the true ending of Senua's Sacrifice. Git Gud. and also, they were all easy to find.

AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some ♥♥♥♥. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine.'

Kawasaki is boring.
If you want a funny bike, buy Yamahahahaha

poor man says. lol.
buy first boy.
I said again and again, you are boring!!!

But Kawasaki sucks, why get? sense no you make.

so u dont have, right?? Get license first, boi

Ho ho ho
Poor guy still sending me message.
Sorry I never read that.
Buy your motorcycles and lets talk, if you can.
Maybe you can't anyway, LOL

All my dreams have just come true

Poor guy never have motorcycle. You are boring for me. hahahaha

I just don't have as many angles :c

-rep also a hacker in depth but somehow worse than ninjaangles

:(

Sry guy, all my friend list are girls only

Hello its me the guy from Depth, i came here so you can add me because i really want to play with you, please add me on steam

-rep hacks

-REP Cheater

I do not understand what you say. I said before and will say it again. i don't understand gay

him gay

Thank you for writing a biography about me, friend from down under.
I hope it is not subject to copyrights.

Bit of a weird unit, ♥♥♥♥♥ got almost as many games as he has days on steam. Bit of a penis when it comes to depth, biggest neek irl 100%, Not sure how this specimen keeps himself alive.

I had a shock fart, when I saw the lack of lasers here. XC

You farted? ........ Bless you

Um excuse me?

+ Rep, Epic gamer

King Harambe would be proud of this hairy prince.

-rep Told me was gorilla then he unzipped his suit and turns out he was literally Adonis. I mean he's so attractive but can't believe he lied to me. Wonder what else he's lying about.....

My Master

Damn...all this time Gorilla...I trusted you..my heart cries

Well he says that he knows it then who are we to argue?

Yes he is.
I know it.

-rep Allergic to bananas

Quit seein' those sharks and killing them man. Gawd. The sweat is stanky!

No he isn't

He is cheating. Wall hacking. idiot cheater

sharks be like: "nom nom I am shork". Divers be like: "where is my burger?"

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