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Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 1:20pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 11:00am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:50am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:51am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:55am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:29pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 25 May @ 3:46pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:01pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:05pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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