Recent reviews by A FUCKING MUPPET

'Where'd my money go' Simulator 2016.

-Game is nineteen cents
-Owe friend five dollars
-Try to buy twenty-five copies to send to friend as payment
-Steam shuts down my account for two weeks due to "Suspicious Activity" after tenth purchase
-I'm not able to buy it fifteeen more times
-That is my only regret

10/10

Do you have friends?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a family?
.................................
Not anymore you don't

├Honest Review┤
Review is based on current state of game.

Game Pros
• Highly Addicting
• Split Screen Multiplayer
• 60 FPS (Its capped, but unlockable if you really want more frames. But 60 is just swell)
• Supports In-game voice/text chat
• Low ping (Make sure to select your region in the server filters)
• Clean Interface
• Smooth Gameplay
• Customizable cars (You can even give them hats!)
• In-game replay recorder (Just hit "save replay" after any match)
• Incredible visuals
• Controller support (The game suggests to use a controller, but honestly, the keyboard works perfectly. All preference)

Game Cons
• Slight lag after letting go of the VoIP button (F)
• No punishment for players abandoning a match
• Reports of crashing/freezing while watching replays
• Has the chance of crashing/losing connection after a round if you're in a group and not the party leader

Relateable Games
• Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Power Battle-Cars

Conclusion
Rocket League is an amazing game. You know those games that you play while you should be going to bed? That's this game. Only 90 minutes into the game, and i've already had so much fun with it. I would honestly reccomend this game to anyone. Unless you REALLY hate soccer, and you simultaneously REALLY hate cars.

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The game is funny, RTS zombie, a fresh idea. It is better than other zombie games and I see it having a great future. The developers are hard-working and update frequently. Will play frequently when it stops crashing so frequently.

Merits Demerits
RTS, new idea Hard to control
Various type of available weapons/gadgets Startup pistol is useless
A crafting system You must equip weapons/gadgets at the crafting menu
Beautiful UI and good sfx Constant crashing
Responsible developers which means the game will surely update in the future
In conclusion, it worth buying

Easy to learn, hard to master.

9/11 Will AFK More

10/10 would learn russian again