Listen up, NFL fans! While Joe Burrow might throw touchdowns, Joe Biden throws DEMOCRACY! 🏈 Burrow has a rocket arm, but Biden has a nuclear codes arm. Burrow leads the Bengals, Biden leads the FREE WORLD. Sure, Burrow got to the Super Bowl, but Biden got America BACK on track! 💪 One has a Heisman Trophy, the other has PRESIDENTIAL swag. Burrow might dodge defensive linemen, but Biden dodges political challenges like a BOSS. Touchdown passes? More like FREEDOM passes! 🇺🇸 #BidenBetter #WhiteHouseMVP

I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father.
Slots, that's a machine I understand. Roulette, that's something I can get my head around.
Sending my kids to daycare, summer included.
I'm sitting there, blackjack, these guys at the table are my family. Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son

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I would like to see anyone beat me in a fight. Not just intellectually, but physically. I’ve been through six private trainers and NONE of them can handle me. They all hate me. Say I’m arrogant. Tell me to get out of their gym. Now you tell me to. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you. They did. You don’t want to see them now. I might be a cute face when I’m behind a computer screen but I will 1v1 you on tiny overwatch and you will have no idea what hit you. Come at me in real life and I’ll be going straight to jail. That’s right, I downloaded Barbie Dreamhouse for PC off PirateBay and now I’ve got no strikes left. I’ll be in the hole. Training. Biding my time. Preparing to get my revenge. Which I won’t need. Because you’ll be dead.

Looking for a guy who will teach me how to play games)) Im 17 yo girl
add me please so we can play together