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burgerpriest 18 Jan, 2017 @ 10:20am 
tis is what you gdamned neckbeards deserve. yu tryin to powerlevel with your fat little girlriends and all u do is wait in the que. us HC legits are waiting through the que likes pros and getting to level 40 in the next hour. ♥♥♥♥ off with ur fat little girlfriends.
moses 20 Jul, 2016 @ 6:20am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
moses 6 May, 2016 @ 10:39am 
its 2016, we need skill based sex video games.
moses 1 Oct, 2015 @ 12:15pm 
Really? You're really going to go there? First off, horse ♥♥♥ is actually a lot more translucent than a humans, because, their is less sperm in the ♥♥♥, but there is more ♥♥♥. Also, when a horse actually has an orgasm, the head flares to prevent semen from escaping. Don't come at me, I've been into bestiality for nearly 7 years
moses 14 Sep, 2015 @ 4:04pm 
Here is an honest opinion from a female perspective you look creepy your eyes are weird you are balding. You look like you have a small penis. You don't look very masculine the beard says you are trying to over compensate for something probably the small penis. So if a woman saw you at a bar she would never approach you and if you approached her she would either blow you off or take advantage of your patheticness to get a few drinks. You are not even worth pity sex. Sorry but it is true.
I mean you are not totally hopeless if you want a date there are plenty of single moms out there and fatties
cameroon 7 May, 2015 @ 12:08am 
In short form, i'm an opinionated, atheist, semi-retro video gamer, who loves, and loves to draw long-haired chubby girls who don't shave their natural body hair, but do show off their cute and expressively sexy toes.

I love the bizarre and the occult, as well as Spring, rainbows, bright colours, nature, and rational freedom of thought.
sesom 28 Feb, 2015 @ 5:48pm 
Tony Hawk's pro skater demo I got when I bought a pizza at pizza hut!
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cameroon 5 Jun, 2014 @ 11:06pm 
If you're in a relationship or marriage already and you're trying to have an affect on your wife or LT girlfriend, suddenly starting to wear a hat -- especially a powerful classic like a black fedora -- is bound to evoke some interest. It will at least attract some notice, it will certainly cause a comment, and it might even provoke a fight. She might say she doesn't like hats. That she doesn't like you in a hat. That you look stupid or silly in the hat. She'll use it nine different ways to try to shame you or ♥♥♥♥-test you into submission.
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burgerpriest 14 Jan, 2014 @ 4:58pm 
TOSSED SHURIKEN! BEWARE!

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burgerpriest 19 Nov, 2013 @ 11:24pm 
Luigi sat on his bedside. His brother was fast asleep, most likely dreaming of an Italian cuisine. Luigi however had been awake for hours, he couldn't stop thinking about Shrek.
moses 21 Sep, 2013 @ 7:55am 
♥♥♥♥ I did too many squats now my ass is too BIG and muscular and I can't ♥♥♥♥
moses 19 Jun, 2013 @ 3:28am 
ЧТО ДЕЛАТЬ Я 2 дня собирал сет фантомки и 2 ключа с 0 поднял день и ночь не спал , киньте как подарок эти вещи очень прошу!!!!! вам ничего не стоит...
burgerpriest 11 May, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
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burgerpriest 23 Apr, 2013 @ 9:38am 
the reason I'm a women studies minor is because my grandfather told me I should just "do hair instead" of going to college
moses 24 Mar, 2013 @ 5:07pm 
i like learning about exercising from this guy because he doesn't seem like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. he seems pretty cool actually, and his hat is sweet
andrijet 14 Mar, 2013 @ 1:25pm 
+rep very good trader
moses 14 Mar, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
Day 3 - ZERO confidence, ZERO self esteem, every time I see a hot girl I want to kill myself - 100% emo butthurt loser
moses 20 Feb, 2013 @ 8:27am 
I bought a remote-controlled dump truck at the toy store and use it to take piss bottles out of my room when they're full.
cameroon 9 Feb, 2013 @ 6:10pm 
the difference is that they have handles so your leverage when lifting the weight is changed so they work different muscles than lifting a bar. imagine lifting a really heavy rock in your hand vs lifting it attached to a long rope by pulling the rope. the "mass" (weight) is different.
moses 1 Feb, 2013 @ 4:07pm 
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago.
cameroon 21 Jan, 2013 @ 8:43pm 
I've ♥♥♥♥ in a half drank starbucks coffee cup on a moving ferris wheel. The date didn't end very well, but ♥♥♥♥ it. If somebody has to ask why you're not wearing socks, they obviously know the reason. Ever get a blow J in a port-a-john? It's pretty funny till your friends knock it over.
moses 30 Nov, 2012 @ 9:45am 
So yeah it works just fine for getting you high (hell I plugged half a gram one time and stayed high all day), but just as a note of caution. I'm pretty sure it was plugging black tar that caused my appendicitis, appendictomy, and consequently my $28,000 hospital bill.

So just remember, folks, sticking heroin up your butthole could cost you.
moses 22 Nov, 2012 @ 2:23pm 
But frags are like poppies spread,
You seize the flower, its bloom is shed;
Or like the snow falls in the river,
A moment white - then melts forever
moses 18 Nov, 2012 @ 2:11pm 
god i hate white people. i know that feel
moses 16 Nov, 2012 @ 10:47am 
You've been visited by the Spooky Skeleton! Repost this 3 times in the next 2 minutes or you will be visited by a Spooky Skeleton tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become skeleton.....
moses 16 Nov, 2012 @ 10:47am 
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moses 15 Nov, 2012 @ 9:24am 
The only true way to recommend this is with the circulation in the groin area subject. And it worked just fine.
moses 14 Nov, 2012 @ 10:50am 
If you don't get it, it's not because you're white, it's because you're stupid.
cameroon 1 Nov, 2012 @ 8:40am 
Mithra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! It's the double hand with a wedding ring is opening up to suck a fool eeh-en, T-style. Some underprivileged ♥♥♥♥ is gonna be all boom boom in his auto, drinken' pop on instance and the next he a whistling like the fast beep-beep bird tricked him of a cliff until kaboom.
moses 12 Oct, 2012 @ 8:51am 
I never saw your article before, good info. I've completely neglected the "anal breathing".
moses 8 Oct, 2012 @ 9:58am 
Just recently, I created an imaginary friend called Journal-Tan. She's a chibi-ish girl with "sticky bun" hair that I draw in my journal. Basically, she comments about things that happened during my day, and says encouraging things to me.
cameroon 7 Oct, 2012 @ 9:00am 
Originally, the meme was always centered around a titular "Rage Guy", and was used to illustrate common frustrations of their creators. These comics were always drawn in a 2 by 2 grid, and they always ended with a face illustrating rage. The medium has since branched out to a variety of different formats and structures.
moses 3 Oct, 2012 @ 9:42am 
Can you say sumo wrestler! You really need to watch what you eat!
burgerpriest 2 Oct, 2012 @ 1:18am 
That's the first and last time I smoke out of an apple core again.
moses 24 Sep, 2012 @ 12:07pm 
Me: MOMMMMMMsplurt
moses 3 Sep, 2012 @ 10:45am 

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burgerpriest 27 Aug, 2012 @ 7:23am 
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Один танк - Не много набираешь репутацию
Три танка - Начинают тебя уважать
Пять танков - Ты реально крут!
Десять танков - Ты чертовско редкий парень! :D

Рассылай эти танки свои друзьям! Чем больше - Чем больше репутаций будет вашему другу! Чур себе танки не кидать :D
Typical Gatsby 19 Aug, 2012 @ 8:10pm 
If she can't take it doggy style the b*tch can't take d*ck period!!
moses 30 May, 2012 @ 7:52pm 
"Friday" is about the JFK assassination. The man driving the car JFK was in was named Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and after JFK was shot the secret service told Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). The cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian).
Finally, instead of eating a breakfast of eggs and sausage that morning, JFK opted for a bowl of Bran Flakes (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). The following Monday, JFK was due to sign a law that provided bus transportation to all students (got to catch my bus...)
moses 14 May, 2012 @ 1:18pm 
zappa was born, rock was invented
zappa got technical, metal was invented
zappa got old, classical was reinvented
zappa died, rock died
burgerpriest 29 Apr, 2012 @ 10:12am 
About 8 years ago I woke up and the person asleep next to me looked like a monster - green, strange head, with very shiny scales. I was so terrified I ran out, swam a lake, and ran through several miles of woods to escape. (I have never used drugs.) It is the only time I've ever feared for my life.
moses 27 Apr, 2012 @ 1:53pm 
I am captain ManBitch of the USS Whipped. Ask me about parting beef curtain every day without reciprocation, because I am whipped by my queen. Congratulations on getting married you dumb ♥♥♥♥.
moses 13 Jan, 2012 @ 3:53pm 
james i have stopped growing. my heights around 4'11. i am petite even in heels. men and owmen are rude and make fun of me and label me mean stuff like 'midgit' and it often huts my feelings. most other women lead me on and then abandon me for someone way taller (i just feel tired of being treated badly event tho i try to keep my chin up, people feel like they can pick on me cause im way tinier than them :/) i will delete this post from your wall if you are mean to me but please james i need your help (thank you so much for your time(
This Guy Here 29 Dec, 2011 @ 9:08am 
Nice pepper, ♥♥♥♥!
moses 7 Nov, 2011 @ 2:14pm 
All the claims about Atlantis are pretty stupid too. It's not off Cuba, or Japan, or Spain. I know where it is.
moses 27 Aug, 2011 @ 11:07am 
hey its mike , if your looking to buy some yugioh cards or know anyone who wants to buy some yugioh crd please let me know i have a lot i dont want anymore my rates are basically blue book