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ㅤ* A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." His friend shook his head. "Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five."
ㅤ* Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
ㅤ* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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