I’m gonna grill up some brats. I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don’t you come by if you got some, uh, triple-fried pizza dough or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is? You can warm it up in my microwave, or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over piping hot. But if you want to bring over a vegetable medley, a crudités, figure out how much lunchmeat you can spare. Maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of black forest ham, maybe a dijon-mustard spread. Any kind of dessert. Maybe a german chocolate cake or something like that. I tell you what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie a la mode. I’m talking about ice cream on the side. And you have got to have a bite of my homemade ziti. I’m just gonna warm her up. She’s been in the freeze. You know what I love are those hot mozzarella sticks. Cube ‘em up, put ‘em in some marinara sauce. You have them on standby. ‘Course, you can’t go wrong with some sour cream and onion, so long as you bring ridged chips.


Raynus: getting that achievement took 98 in-game years and probably about 8 hours of gameplay
Raynus: maybe more
GAAAAAWD!: wow, you must have realy been rush-in
GAAAAAWD!: ...
Raynus: i was rush-in to finnish
Raynus: lmao
GAAAAAWD!: PBBBBT


[8/14/2015 1:04:03 PM] Joe Gummere: I got a good knock knock joke
[8/14/2015 1:04:06 PM] Joe Gummere: u wanna hear it
[8/14/2015 1:04:15 PM] Kronos: ye
[8/14/2015 1:04:17 PM] Joe Gummere: ok
[8/14/2015 1:04:19 PM] Joe Gummere: you start
[8/14/2015 1:04:19 PM] Kronos: lay it on me
[8/14/2015 1:04:22 PM] Kronos: knock knock
[8/14/2015 1:04:25 PM] Joe Gummere: whos there
[8/14/2015 1:04:30 PM] Kronos: chipotle
[8/14/2015 1:04:35 PM] Joe Gummere: chipotle who
[8/14/2015 1:04:41 PM] Kronos: wait
[8/14/2015 1:04:42 PM] Kronos: you
[8/14/2015 1:04:44 PM] Kronos: wait
[8/14/2015 1:04:47 PM] Kronos: wait
[8/14/2015 1:04:50 PM] Kronos: you pranked me
[8/14/2015 1:04:58 PM] Joe Gummere: u
[8/14/2015 1:04:58 PM] Kronos: YOU PRANKED ME
[8/14/2015 1:05:01 PM] Joe Gummere: got parked
[8/14/2015 1:05:06 PM] Kronos: i feel parked
[8/14/2015 1:05:15 PM] Joe Gummere: i'm cackling like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot because I got you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weenie
[8/14/2015 1:05:22 PM] Kronos: i got weenied

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