Recent reviews by Hypnic Jerk

If Saints Row 2 had a proper optimisation for PC, then I would gladly call it the best Saints Row game in the series. I had to turn off this game after every two or three missions, because when I did not, the game would just start lagging as heck and would even Bluescreen on me. You can solve this problem better than I did though - there should be one community mod which solves optimisation problems and I think it even adds some better textures and content, but you better check that out for yourself. As for the story and gameplay, it is pretty lit. The story is without a doubt the best and craziest, most nuts in the series and I really fell in love with the atmosphere of the city. And my God, they nailed the songs in radio stations.

Can I recommend this game though? Surprisingly, I can, despite the horrific PC performance. But next time I am going to play it, I am going to do so with the mod, and you should probably too.

I was expecting a short game that you can run on any kind of potato, and I was right. What I was not expecting was the well done dialogues, icons, JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and music bands, this is pretty much the only game where they are mentioned or showed in the icons. It is free, although if you have money to spare you can donate or buy the sequel, which is 5 bucks.

9/10

It would be really nice if it wouldn´t take 10 minutes to find people for PVP and if I wouldn´t be dropping to 22fps on Low settings when literally any other game runs Medium-High-Ultra at 1080p 60fps. Overwatch is trash, I have seen the horrors of Paladins and Battleborn has really disappointed me with it´s lackluster optimisation. Please fix, otherwise there is no reason for me to buy it.

GG people say it is harder than Chivalry (even though it is much easier), you get muted if you write over 10 messages within 1 minute and then you load into a new map, unable to move or leave the match, just have to use Windows to close the friggin game. Plus it has the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kind of gameplay Chivalry had and most servers have ping over 100 so yea, ♥♥♥♥ this game, go play something that is actually worth 25 dollars.

Deus Ex Invisible War would be a good game if you could change graphics settings other way than user.ini file in C:/User/Documents/Deus Ex - Invisible War and then rebooting the computer twice and changing resolution back to 1920x1080 through Windows settings because after first reboot your graphics driver aint workin. Arkham Knight, Saints Row 2 and AC Unity at least worked when loading save file. Download it from Torrent and find out if it at least works before buying. Too bad I bought it months ago and can´t refund. While it worked it was fun throwing boxes on people, but that´s it.

4.5/10, Ion Storm fix your ♥♥♥♥.

It is quite a trash. Lack of balance, expensive items, graphics from 2012.

4/10

I am not a fan of indie and logic games, but this game is just amazing. Beautiful graphics and areas, logic puzzles that are not very hard, they´re actually enjoyable. I bought it because I needed a pause from shooter games (at least for the 2 days until I finished it), and I wasn´t dissappointed. The only bad thing about this game was soundtrack, it was very quiet, and adventure like this deserves better vibes and songs in the background.

9/10

My review of Call Of Titanfall: Advanced Ops III:

Pros:
- Multiplayer is fun, but if you play it for 3 hours straight you will lose your mind
- Campaign was fine, not as good as I expected tho
- Multiplayer customization

Cons:
- Graphics
- Optimalization
- Campaign was.. weird
- Costs 100€ with season pass
- every 2nd guy in Multiplayer uses FN-44 (god I hate that gun)

If you have the cash and you enjoyed Titanfall or Advanced Warfare, go for it. Lots of customizations, at least 5 modes you will constantly play. Unlike CS:GO, this was actually a lot of fun, until I got tired and ragequited, but it took much more to ragequit than in CS:GO.

8/10

It's a mobile port that plays with ease, graphics on max look just like Human Revolution. They never finished the game because of you unthankful ♥♥♥♥♥. Just because it's ported from a mobile doesn't mean it sucks! If you like this franchise, just buy it on Steam Sales for 2,49. Game takes up to 4 hours. For a game developed for smartphones I expected it to be really bad, but as I said, it's a good, simple and easy game.

7.5/10

Simple game that you can run even on a toaster. I am not much into indie games, but this one was OK, however, I have found 2 problems. First problem is lenght of the game, which is around 1 to 2 hours. Second problem is what happens when you accidentally jump into the container where you were supposed to pull those 4 statues in the right order, so you had to restart the level.

8/10