Recent reviews by FaxAche

Dead by Daylight isn’t just a game—it’s a heart-pounding, blood-soaked survival horror symphony where you’re either a cunning survivor outsmarting a relentless killer or the killer turning everyone’s escape plans into a waking nightmare. It’s hide-and-seek for adults… if hide-and-seek came with bear traps, chainsaws, and existential dread.

Whether you’re vaulting windows like a parkour champion, sabotaging hooks while whispering “please don’t see me,” or playing as the killer and getting the sweet satisfaction of a perfect Mori animation, every match is a story waiting to unfold. And spoiler alert: most of those stories end in screams.

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Hooks out of 5)
Dead by Daylight is a masterclass in multiplayer horror chaos. Whether you’re a survivor outwitting the killer or the killer reminding everyone why the Entity chose you, every match is pure adrenaline. Just remember: in the fog, no one can hear you scream… except your teammates who definitely just left you to die. 👀

V Rising isn’t just a game—it’s your invitation to rise from the coffin, embrace your inner vampire, and rule the night. Think Dracula meets DIY, as you carve out your unholy empire one blood-drained peasant and lovingly constructed castle at a time.

You’ll start as a humble (and slightly crispy) fledgling vampire, dodging sunlight and scrounging for blood. But soon enough, you’ll be crafting epic weapons, building gothic fortresses, and draining bosses dry to steal their powers. It’s survival, it’s RPG, it’s castle-building—it’s the vampire life you never knew you needed.

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Vampiric Fangs out of 5)
Whether you’re skulking in the shadows, building a castle fit for a vampire lord, or laughing maniacally as you ambush a rival player, V Rising delivers. The night is yours—drink it up!

Welcome to Satisfactory, where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a corporate drone AND an industrial overlord at the same time! You’ll start with a modest miner and end with a sprawling, spaghetti-maze of conveyor belts, all while the distant hum of factory machines serenades your descent into logistical madness.

This isn’t just a game—it’s a sandbox of creative chaos where efficiency is king, and everything must be automated. Want to build a factory that spans mountains? Go for it. Want to harness nuclear power and risk irradiating half your base because you didn’t read the manual? Live your truth. Satisfactory makes every success feel earned and every mistake a hilarious lesson in overconfidence.

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Overclocked Generators out of 5)
Satisfactory is the perfect blend of chill exploration, head-scratching logistics, and occasional chaos. Whether you’re building a towering megafactory or chasing down rogue resources on a conveyor belt you forgot about, one thing’s for sure: it’s satisfying.

Ghost of Tsushima isn’t just a game—it’s a masterpiece forged in the fires of honor, vengeance, and impeccable swordplay. This is what happens when you take a samurai epic, blend it with an open-world playground, and sprinkle in just enough emotional gut-punches to leave you weeping under a blooming cherry tree.

You’re Jin Sakai, a warrior torn between the code of the samurai and the harsh reality of defeating Mongol invaders. Do you fight with honor, or do you embrace the shadows as the Ghost? Either way, the game’s got your back with jaw-dropping visuals, seamless combat, and enough haikus to make you feel like a poet-warrior.

If you’ve ever dreamed of walking the path of a samurai, standing against impossible odds, and making your enemies fear the very wind that announces your arrival, Ghost of Tsushima is your destiny.

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Slices Out of 5)
Forge your legend, Ghost. And remember: honor may be a blade, but vengeance? That’s a storm.

Black Myth: Wukong isn’t just a game—it’s a celestial beatdown delivered straight from the pages of Chinese mythology. You’re not just playing as some regular hero; you’re the freakin’ Monkey King, and every swing of your staff feels like justice for all those times someone underestimated you.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be the ultimate trickster, shape-shifting mid-battle and outwitting your enemies? Wonder no more. This game delivers breathtaking visuals, mind-blowing boss fights, and the chance to turn into a fire-breathing insect if things get dicey. (Yes, it’s a thing. No, I won’t explain further. Play it.)

If you’ve ever wanted to wield the power of legends, challenge gods, and look incredible while doing it, Black Myth: Wukong is the game for you. Forget destiny—take fate by the staff and swing it at anything in your path.

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Cloud Hops out of 5)
"Great Sage, Equal of Heaven" has never felt so attainable.

As a loyal servant of Super Earth, it is my civic duty to inform you that Helldivers 2 is not merely a game—it's a glorious simulation of democracy in action! And by "action," I mean liberating planets from alien tyranny with liberal applications of orbital strikes, shotgun diplomacy, and the occasional accidental teammate incineration (all in the name of FREEDOM, of course).

Do you believe in liberty, equality, and the right to vote for your overlords without being devoured by a bug the size of a tank? Then this game is your destiny! In Helldivers 2, you’ll enforce peace and justice with the only tools democracy truly needs: high-caliber weaponry and a team of comrades equally committed to friendly fire "oopsies."

If you enjoy intense cooperative gameplay, chaotic strategizing, and shouting, “FOR SUPER EARTH!” as you single-handedly obliterate an alien horde and your friends, this game is for you.

Buy it. Play it. And remember: accidents involving high explosives aren’t mistakes—they’re the price of freedom. Democracy is messy, but wow, is it fun!

Final Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Orbital Strikes out of 5)
For Super Earth! For Liberty! FOR DEMOCRACY!