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> Girlfriend's 19
> Been dating for months now
> This guy named Joe comes out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nowhere into my life
> He's my new coworker at my company
> Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
> Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
> Decided to open up to him
> Keep him in my apartment for weeks
> Bro is pretty cool
> We play vidya, drink beers, watch football
> This continues for months
> Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
> By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
> One night, eating out at dinner with wife
> Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
> I pop the question to my wife
> She admits to sleeping with Joe and the baby isn't mine
> She isn't ready to make a commitment at this point
> Go home in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rage.
> Throw out all of Joe's ♥♥♥♥
> Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
> As soon as he opens the door, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punch him in his bastard face
> Eye swells up like a ball of cotton
> He swings at me
> Dodge and sweep his leg
> He falls down
> In a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rage now
> Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
> Go back to confront Joe
> Joe jumps in his car and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hightails it out of there
> I haven't seen or heard of from him since
> On the phone a month later with my brother
> He finally asks why I've been so depressed
> I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotten-eye Joe
> I'd been married a long time ago
> Where did you come from
> Where did you go
> Where did you come from
> Cotton-eye Joe