Recent reviews by James Bondage

She cast on my rod till I Web... Fishing.

Man Sony really had to destroy one of the best games released this year

yep

3 hours of Halloween hell with friends the scariest part is watching your friend group slowly dissolve as you struggle to overcome each obstacle while everyone places the blame on everyone but themselves truly an amazing experience with friends.

Build a raft and sail to a far away biome where all the monsters can oneshot you its fun

if you get neswpaper and freeze in the sky they can't see you very good hiding spot 10/10

Good Game. Online sucks tho out for 2 years and I still can't build ram ranch.

At first I was confused about this games connection to the Fast and Furious franchise but after a second third and fourth playthrough I have started to uncover the fascinating and quite frankly genius subtle world building and lore and I have finally come up with my theory to solve this games story In Grounded you play as Dominic Toretto in purgatory after a street race gone horribly wrong leaves him in a coma Elizabeth Warren chases you around your own personal purgatory because much like in real life she is the Devil of the fast and furious franchise and comes to personally take Dom to the afterlife in order to get revenge on him for banging her husband in the deleted scenes of fast 5 The goal of the game is to collect and smoke six blunts in order to unleash weeds mystical healing powers and bring Dom back to life each blunt is located in a differnt room and every room is a nod to one of Doms wacky adventures in the Fast and Furious movies Spawn = Fast 1, Medieval = Doms final showdown with Evil Doctor Heinzenstruber in his secret doomsday castle, morgue = Paul Walkers death, Bedroom = Letty's Exclusive 5 dollar onlyfans show, Bathroom = Dom saving Mia from the Scat club in fast 7. after smoking all the blunts you come back to life but due to the Weed being a little too stanky Dom accidentally begins ascending into godhood however this catches the attention of Jesus and realizing he will soon be outmatched Jesus decides to trap Dom in an eternal vaporwave hell which is where you wake up after smoking all six blunts in the game this is where Dom remains until Fast 9. I look forward to seeing how Dom escapes this eternal hell in Fast 9. all in all this game is a short but sweet game to tide us over and get us hyped for Fast 9 coming to theaters April 2nd 2021 and although the connections are a little more abstract I think this game is a must play for any Fast and Furious fan.

steam let me put a review but I don't own this game?

Edit: I now own the game

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