I dont know this dude!

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day

+rep cool gameplay

roll buckeyes

stuck level 5 faceit LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

sucks at roller coaster tycoon and scammed me out of whole milk

gamer

totally legit. tell you hwhat

Aim god

-rep deleted my comment twice

don't listen to this guy below me, he has a skill issue.

walling

god

most legit guy i know, also super funny

obvious cheater, he's not even funny either

epic player

to good

+rep bro we met you on Faceit :) good player

+rep best teamate ever not only is he not bad at the game whatsoever but hes also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boost god of morale

+rep basically works for NASA and has 8 inches soft

+rep gave physics lesson

Many college students have gone to college
And gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol
Listen, stop trying to be somebody else
Don't try to be someone else
Be yourself and know that that's good enough
Don't try to be someone else
Don't try to be like someone else
Don't try to act like someone else, be yourself
Be secure with yourself
Rely and trust upon your own decisions
On your own beliefs
You understand the things that I've taught you
Not to drink alcohol, not to use drugs
Don't use that cocaine or marijuana
Because that stuff is highly addictive
When people become weed-heads
They become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned
Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned
That's all marijuana does to you, okay?
This is mom
Unless you're taking it under doctor's, um, control
Then it's regulated
Do not smoke marijuana, do not consume alcohol
Do not get in the car with someone who is inebriated
This is mom, call me, bye.

zooted

-rep this guy is a pedo he tried to pose on tinder as an 8 year old but he is 54

This dude tried to convince my nephew to go to christmas island with him......wtf is that?!

literally DMd my 6 yr old cousin...STAY AWAY

bro is crazy pedo dude is flirting with 14 yr old

+rep channeled juan deag energy into his very mortal fiber

perhaps funky

+rep REMOVE FLASHLFUGTS!!1!1!

+rep asked if i was gay...

+rep hell yeah brother left game.

+rep left game

-rep left the game

+REP PRO TUNNELLER I LOVE THIS MAN .....

-rep camping and tunneling as trickster?? really? your that ♥♥♥♥ at dbd that you have to resort to that at 5 gens?

-rep stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tunneler

+rep
always got the strangest hots for a mans with a nice

HAPPY ZILTOID DAY!!! (MAY 21ST)

Mein roddddiiooooo mein roddio

Signed by Till Lendemann~

love this guy

nice frickin job there, Jesse!

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play ”conter strik” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

bean bean bean beans

Feliz páscoa B)

timing is amazing :D

goodguy and def invited to my wedding

One of the best TF2 players I have ever seen! I can’t believe how good he is with the demoman🤘🏿I invited him to my comp team and I know he will not disappoint.

I am here to Spook