FunkGodPutin
New South Wales, Australia
 
 
There lived a such a man in Russia long ago.......
New Mixtape
Hi! My name is Vlad.
You might say that I am bad
But I really - I'm quite nice
If you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
Patient and eager
Maybe not emperor but
A top notch leader

Just kidding
I am the best!
I am DJ, I don't dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine
Just kidding
I am the best!
I am DJ, I don't dance
I'm cool - I am ice
And I roll the dice

My heart is
COLD
My moves are
BOLD
Never get
OLD
I save the
WORLD
Did you know
I save reporter from tiger attack
Did you know
I drive Formula One car on the race track
Did you know
I test long bridge with a truck
I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back
I hit the puck, I make ice crack
I never pull back and never slack
I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles
From London to Ostankino tower
Strawberry fields
Forever - forever in power
Ja Ge - Ja Geroi
If you want this track live b**ch
I will play in Bol'shoi

I love my haters
I keep them close when they strive
From the bottom of my heart I wish they're safe and alive
Our plains are endless
Our men are strong
We have beautiful women and
I tell you, they never wrong

I love my transformers
They are very tender
Putting they carrots in blenders
Inventing new genders

My heart is
COLD
My moves are
BOLD
Never get
OLD
I save the
WORLD
Did you know
I save reporter from tiger attack
Did you know
I drive Formula One car on the race track
Did you know
I test long bridge with a truck
I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back
I hit the puck, I make ice crack
I never pull back and never slack
I am cold like Jack

My heart is
COLD
My moves are
BOLD
Never get
OLD
I save the
WORLD
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| Griƒƒin | 5 Jul, 2021 @ 7:23pm 
Leader of epic ARMA unit in Aus - still fills his steam page with garbage and commie nonsense.

Shamefuru Dispray!
Larko 28 Feb, 2020 @ 4:04am 
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An Honourable Man 25 Mar, 2019 @ 4:49am 
12 things your doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what! this really works, my day is the best right now!

































































































go to the gym you fat
Double Shot Espresso 15 Nov, 2017 @ 12:00am 
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ol,p;
TheOmega 27 Oct, 2017 @ 3:46pm 
Lol what the ♥♥♥♥ is that Larko