{unknown date} Just ate 8 ounces of cheese.
{12/21/2010} Just ate 1 pound 8 ounces of salsa.
{02/13/2011} Just ate 16 ounces of cheese.
{08/14/2012} Just ate an incredible edible leg.
{09/21/2014} 5:00am - Just spooned a massive load of Nutella.
{10/20/2014} Just ate two 12 inch pizzas, boy am I stuffed.