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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 12:02pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:06pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 10:15am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:48am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 11:48am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 10:44am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 4:30pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 1:37am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 3:17pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 1:50pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 1:55pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:11pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:11pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:48pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 5:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:51pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:11pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 2:10pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:11pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 10:34am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 11:07am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 9:52pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 1:20am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 11:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 1:02am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 9:22am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 10:46pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 11:11am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 9:22am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 2:04pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 1:26am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 7:56am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 1:38am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 9:22am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 10:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:33am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 9:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:42am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 10:46pm



Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.