A Drunken Dwarf
Bjorn   Ontario, California, United States
 
 
I am a bearded keg with legs - commonly known as a Dwarf.
I like using me axe to cut down bad guys and getting drunk off of ale and stoof...
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Grab a beer and pull up a seat...
Generally speaking, this is how I look vs how I act: http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/185862/u-see-that-squirrel-omgsocute-3/
You know how they say everybody has an agenda? Well, here is my "agenda" in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

I always have a song in my heart. I have a bad habit of lipping the words to songs in public. People look at me like they think I'm either crazy or a witch... but I'm a dude so I guess that'd technically make me a (in Hagrid's Voice) Wizard. :magic_man:

Whiskey and Vodka help keep me sane and out of prison.

Fun fact: when I was in high school, my AP History teacher was the former lead singer for Renegade. They were even on MTV (back when the "M" in MTV still stood for Music,) check 'em out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usi3dIfZJNE

I love me a good, spicy meme...

When your alarm goes off at the crack of dawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

I just want to pet all the animals in the world... is that so bad? :steamsad:

I honestly hate my state (currently in Commiefornia) but I'll always love my city. Unlike those lames who run SF, Ontario is clean and free of street ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Try that here and we'll ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP HOMEBOY! SBC mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

R.I.P Tiny, coolest and biggest cousin ever. He lived Vago and died Vago...
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LOL, his face is so derpy! XD
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Cons: The engine is kinda jank, less spells than Morrowind, lots of NPC's have the same voice/lines.
Pros: EVERYTHING ELSE.

The questlines in Oblivion are some of the best (if not THE absolute best) of any Elder Scrolls game to date, the gameplay feels like a slightly more refined version of Morrowind's melee combat system, the first game in the series to be fully voice acted, modding community still active after all these years. Don't like how something looks? There's a mod for that. Fun as ever and playable on modern systems without jumping through a bunch of hoops. Highly recommended if you enjoyed Skyrim but wanted better stories.
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soup. 11 apr. la 20:32 
did you watch fallout the show??
A Drunken Dwarf 26 ian. la 8:59 
Bots, bots everywhere...
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A Drunken Dwarf 30 aug. 2023 la 14:38 
Nah, don't accept invites from bots and CS-GO skin trader accounts.
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