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-rep My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him: ''If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'' Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake .He gave it up immediately. Three years later, he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me: ''Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through.'' I agreed. At 17,I have never touched a cigarette, I must say, I feel very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this hur*nsohn gave me cancer anyway.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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