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Recent reviews by ItsNosh

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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Let me tell you guys very simply what makes this game well worth the 5 dollars i spent on it. The game is very clunky and odd but the lunch lady by herself makes this game worth the money. top 5 waifus of all time
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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1,432.6 hrs on record (1,077.9 hrs at review time)
Skeet: Dude, you're supposed to press the buttons with pictures of food on 'em.
Jimbo: Don't need to, Skeet. I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head.
Skeet: No dude. I'm your higher up, and what I say goes. We need to have all purchases recorded into our system. Using your big brain doesn't do that, dude.
If you make a mistake like that again, I may have to write you up, dude. Also, I did not hear you say "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" to the customer.
Jimbo: Frankly, it struck me as cliched. What do you think about this? "Don't let our food be denied you, put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!"
skeet: The "McThankies" slogan has been a staple of the company since the mid-1980s. I truly doubt that a slogan such as yours would even fly by the lowest McSpanky's
representative.
Listen, dude. You're a good kid. Please put your pride aside, and do your job correctly.

I'm sorry Mira. even though i have 3 stim shots and can revive you. your wounds are too deep. Time to die
Posted 20 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
415.5 hrs on record (134.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is great. Well if you got a decent pc and can push 60fps. This game is terribly optimized and granted i can run it just fine but. On some maps *Cough* Ragnorok *Cough*. Lets just put it at this if you have a toaster dont buy it. You got a 500$ computer like mine. Buy it on sale I Cannot justify buying this game at normal price. I can how ever justify buying it for 10-12$. Ill leave my spec's below if your looking to build my pc to run it.

CPU:Intel i5 6500 @3.2 GHz *Don't overclock unless you got a z170 board because theres a way to bypass the lock*
GPU: GTX 1050ti *Great 1080p Card for the price*
Ram: 8gb of DDR4 *I recommend 16gbs but runs fine on 8*
Power Supply: 430w EVGA ATX
Mobo: AsRock Super Alloy LGA 1151.
Tower: Corsair 100g Mid Tower
HHD: 1tb Wester Digital Blue
Cost ~600-700 Depending on prices
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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1,037.7 hrs on record (440.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great
Posted 1 December, 2016.
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