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Recent reviews by Philo

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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
681.6 hrs on record (584.0 hrs at review time)
The Sims but for buff autistic men.
Posted 5 October.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I don't really play this but this is really a shining example on how to commit industry suicide.
Posted 28 August, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
213.6 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
Tired of your abusive relation with your EAs, Activisions and Ubisofts?

Ghost Ship and Coffee Stain will treat you right with this gem.
Posted 13 November, 2021.
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83 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
115.7 hrs on record (88.8 hrs at review time)
Edit:
APB has been taken from G1 hands. While this is a step in the right direction, I will not be changing this review just yet. My hopes are high, I had fun with this game and hopefully, just hopefully, everything I complained about below will become obsolete.
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Beautiful Concept
Breathtaking Customization
Wonderful Missions
Makes you wish GTA had certain factors in this game.

BUT

It's gone, abandoned. Where's that new engine we were promised? Where's the balancing? Where's the f*cking game?

It's been almost a whole year since we got a steam announcment for anything regarding the game, and if theres any information regarding the game on the offical website and forums, they likely just added more P2W guns.

APB is dying a very slow death. It's gained a cult following for many goods reasons. But, the people at "Gamers First" seem to not give a flying f*ck about the people they so claim to put "first"

I had good times, I met some nice people, I even paid a pretty penny to get some loot from their store. But, that money is now in the pockets of greedy scumbags, not even putting a dollar foward to improving the game.

Just don't get it. It's got a P2W wall that can be easily climbed, but you might not like what's on the other side
Posted 20 May, 2017. Last edited 8 August, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
781.0 hrs on record (766.3 hrs at review time)
The most fun I have on this game now is going through the steam discussions tab.
Posted 2 January, 2017. Last edited 5 January, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4,167.2 hrs on record (3,099.7 hrs at review time)
I have had some fun with this game.
Posted 14 February, 2015. Last edited 16 October, 2022.
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