I hate this guy so much. Keeps mentioning my mom in fortnite lobbies, RUDE.

My name is Christ The Redeemer. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Judea, where all the Jews are, and I am not married. I work as a street preacher for God, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink my own blood. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm wine and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very significant life. I take care to trouble myself with many enemies, like the Romans, who cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to be killed, I would redeem anyone.

+rep i hope you get adopted

+rep, Accept me.