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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.42

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.03

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.00

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 16.7.2022 klo 10.53

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.56

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 7.49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 9.48

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 11.6.2022 klo 5.55

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 12.6.2022 klo 10.24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 22.6.2022 klo 11.36

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 7.56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.41

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 9.22

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 11.6.2022 klo 6.12

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 12.6.2022 klo 6.02

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 5.13

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 5.28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 5.22

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 14.6.2022 klo 10.08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 9.31

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.46

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 4.55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.01

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 17.9.2022 klo 11.12

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.16

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 11.6.2022 klo 6.13

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 16.7.2022 klo 10.21

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 18.6.2022 klo 9.15

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 22.9.2022 klo 10.54

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 22.9.2022 klo 10.54

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 27.12.2022 klo 16.39

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 29.1.2023 klo 10.36

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 9.54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.04

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.04

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 12.6.2022 klo 11.25

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 5.6.2022 klo 9.53

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 19.6.2022 klo 7.52

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 14.6.2022 klo 10.25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.15

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.59

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 18.6.2022 klo 7.45

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 3.30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 7.55

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 5.29

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 4.59

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 16.7.2022 klo 9.57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 8.25

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 4.46

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 19.6.2022 klo 8.46

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 19.6.2022 klo 7.57

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 16.7.2022 klo 9.29

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 19.6.2022 klo 8.18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 7.51

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 8.49

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 16.7.2022 klo 9.49

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 22.6.2022 klo 11.35

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 14.6.2022 klo 10.42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 5.36

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 6.48

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 10.14

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 23.1.2023 klo 10.19

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 10.3.2023 klo 2.52

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 2.8.2023 klo 16.22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 3.8.2023 klo 16.48

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 2.8.2023 klo 9.34

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 13.3.2023 klo 8.08

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 3.1.2023 klo 15.09

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 6.4.2023 klo 7.18

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 7.26

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 5.2.2023 klo 9.18

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 10.41

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 10.13

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 10.24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 7.01

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 9.28

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 22.1.2023 klo 9.51

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 4.6.2022 klo 9.15

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 18.6.2022 klo 7.37