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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 4:55am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 5:37am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 9:32am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 4:36am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 6:30am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 1:25am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 1:25pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 6:41am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 5:05am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 4:46am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:16pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:09am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 5:26am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 6:37am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:07am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 5:29am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 5:38am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 1:20pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 6:25am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 4:21am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 5:38am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 5:33am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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