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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:46pm

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Unlocked 15 May @ 5:38pm

Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:38pm

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:30pm

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:43am

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:16pm

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46am

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:04am

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:10pm

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:49am

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:54pm

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:15pm

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:23am

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:38pm

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:27pm

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:41am

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:01pm

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:12am

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:47am

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:06pm

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:58pm

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:10pm

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:15pm

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:32pm

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:54am

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:12pm

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25am

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:57am

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:39am

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:03pm

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:04am

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:03pm

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Unlocked 16 May @ 3:56am

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Unlocked 15 May @ 5:18pm

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:23am

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:21am

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:47am

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:07am

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:11am

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:06am

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:49am

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:43am

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:26am

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:23am

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:13am

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:43am

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:08am

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:55am

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:22am

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:40am



You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1

B-Side

Survived Day 2

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades
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