Total Randy Death!

Kill Randy Pitchford. Behead Randy Pitchford. Roundhouse kick Randy Pitchford into the concrete. Slam dunk a GearBox baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy GearBox Employees. Defecate in Randy Pitchford's food. Launch Randy Pitchford into the sun. Stir fry GearBox Employees in a wok. Toss GearBox Employees into active volcanoes. Urinate into Randy Picthford's gas tank. Judo throw Randy Pitchford into a wood chipper. Twist GearBox Employee's heads off. Report Randy Pitchford to the IRS. Karate chop GearBox Employees in half. Curb stomp pregnant GearBox Employees. Trap Randy Pitchford in quicksand. Crush GearBox Employees in the trash compactor. Liquefy GearBox Employees in a vat of acid. Eat GearBox Employees. Dissect Randy Pitchford. Exterminate GearBox Employees in the gas chamber. Stomp GearBox Employee skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Randy Pitchford in the oven. Lobotomize Randy Pitchford. Mandatory abortions for GearBox Employees. Grind GearBox Employee fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Randy Pitchford in his own grease. Vaporize Randy Pitchford with a ray gun. Kick old GearBox Employees down the stairs. Feed Randy Pitchford to alligators. Slice GearBox Employees with a katana.