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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:34

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 13:02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:35

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Upplåst 23 dec, 2013 @ 0:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 15 dec, 2013 @ 9:07

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 17 dec, 2013 @ 6:31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 17 dec, 2013 @ 7:11

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 7:45

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 8:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 22 dec, 2013 @ 7:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 23 dec, 2013 @ 1:21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 18 aug, 2014 @ 14:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 8:25

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 23 dec, 2013 @ 0:59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 8:45

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:42

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 8:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 17 aug, 2014 @ 5:40

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 13:21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2013 @ 1:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 21 dec, 2013 @ 13:46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 21 dec, 2013 @ 14:33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:29

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 7:56

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 22 dec, 2013 @ 8:01

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Upplåst 18 aug, 2014 @ 14:07

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 7:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 8:24

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 22 dec, 2013 @ 7:56

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 9 aug, 2014 @ 16:35

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 9 aug, 2014 @ 16:35

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Upplåst 9 aug, 2014 @ 16:46

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Upplåst 23 aug, 2014 @ 7:45

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 29 sep, 2014 @ 11:14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:09

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 9:19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 7:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 17 dec, 2013 @ 6:45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 22 dec, 2013 @ 7:34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 22 dec, 2013 @ 7:23

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 13:04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 7:43

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 7:46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 15 dec, 2013 @ 8:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 15 dec, 2013 @ 9:10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 9 aug, 2014 @ 17:14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 8:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 15 dec, 2013 @ 9:10

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 17 aug, 2014 @ 5:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 7:51

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 13 aug, 2014 @ 14:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 7:56

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 7:44

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 20 dec, 2013 @ 12:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 13 dec, 2013 @ 22:44

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 8:07

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 13:25

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2013 @ 13:08

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Upplåst 18 aug, 2014 @ 13:58

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2013 @ 7:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 13 aug, 2014 @ 16:17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 23 dec, 2013 @ 1:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 1:54

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 9:26

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 14:21

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 16:06

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2015 @ 3:35

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2015 @ 4:03

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2015 @ 4:13

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 6 nov, 2015 @ 3:57

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 1:32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 8:24

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 8:17

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 9:49

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 10:04

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 15:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 14:19

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 8:15

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 8:49

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 9:12

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Upplåst 5 nov, 2015 @ 10:36

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2015 @ 8:47

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Upplåst 3 mar, 2018 @ 9:21