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worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy
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Peter: Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
🙁
Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.
Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!
-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
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And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.
😍
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
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