Recent reviews by Crawfish

After 62 hours, the sex speed run has ended. This is the greatest game

Ever since I bought that sword, I have never been the same...

This DLC is amazing, adds 2 fantastic characters, void items (which are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome), cool regular items, and pretty cool stages. This DLC would be perfect, if it didn't have the greatest downside of all... The Voidling...

The Voidling is the stupidest and most buggy mess in existence. I was on the second phase of voidling (I was on the Void Fiend grind) and I got on top of them with Loader and just kept hitting them. It was working out pretty good. Then I got teleported down and I was so confused. I then look up and apparently they developed flight and are at the top of the map and just won't walk down. I hate the Voidling with all of my heart, I had to restart that run.

So far, great train simulator

Fighting Mithrix is worth the games price three fold.

Perfect game except I cannot marry Demetrius, please.

♥♥♥♥ you CA, but this game (so far) is pretty awesome. I love ancient china so this setting is perfect for my taste in history.

FUNFUNFUN sorry caps lock

I love when I am going well on along just transporting cult members, the usual Tuesday. But what isn't the usual Tuesday is when a giant behemoth of the deep sends the loudest noise know to Europa into my submarine and the cult member explodes and starts attacking me.

I stayed behind at the ship and it flooded to my hips as 2 funny looking dogs tried to break in and have a little lunch with me. Boss didn't like how I tried to "escape" and "not die that day". 10/10 will please boss again.