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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:16am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:43am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:22am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:29am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 10:26am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:14am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:15am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 9:51am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 4:12am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 10:24am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 4:11am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:37pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:39am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:16am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:15am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:11am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:20am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:42am