-rep attempting to hide the truth

In my westwess dweams, I see that town…Siwent Hiww. You pwomised me you’d take me thewe again someday. But you nevew did. Weww, I’m awone thewe now, In ouw ‘speciaw pwace’… Waiting fow you... Waiting fow you to come to see me. But you nevew do. And so I wait, wwapped in my cocoon of pain and wonewiness. I know I’ve done a tewwibwe thing to you. Something you’ww nevew fowgive me fow. I wish I couwd change that, but I can’t. I feew so pathetic and ugwy waying hewe, waiting fow you…

Evewy day I stawe up at the cwacks in the ceiwing and aww I can think about is how unfaiw it aww is…The doctow came today. He towd me I couwd go home fow a showt stay. It’s not that I’m getting bettew. It’s just that this may be my wast chance. I think you know what I mean. Even so, I’m gwad to be coming home. I’ve missed you tewwibwy. But I’m afwaid. I’m afwaid you don’t weawwy want me to come home. Whenevew you come see me, I can teww how hawd it is on you…I don’t know if you hate me ow pity me, ow maybe I just disgust you...I’m sowwy about that.

When I fiwst weawned that I was going to die, I just didn’t want to accept it. I was so angwy aww the time and I stwuck out at evewyone I woved the most… Especiawwy you. That’s why I undewstand if you do hate me. But I want you to know this. I’ww awways wove you. Even though ouw wife togethew had to end wike this, I stiww wouwdn’t twade it fow the wowwd. We had some wondewfuw yeaws togethew. Weww, this wettew has gone on too wong, so I’ww say goodbye. I towd the nuwse to give this to you aftew I’m gone. That means that as you wead this, I’m awweady dead. I can’t teww you to wemembew me, but I can’t beaw fow you to fowget me. These wast few yeaws since I became iww… I’m so sowwy fow what I did to you, did to us…You’ve given me so much and I haven’t been abwe to wetuwn a singwe thing. That’s why I want you to wive fow youwsewf now. Do what’s best fow you. You made me happy.

pro gamer move

wow thank you fodo i am now super enlighted

My condolences

I’ve evolved into an Indonesian 🙏🙏🙏

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪

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In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles. How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop.

hello am 48 year man from Somalia. sorry for my bed England. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and I want to become the Goodest player like you I play 400 ping on Brazil server and I am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

The working class has been exploited and abused in the world of Minecraft. Take a look at the villages you find among the biomes. Clearly there’s a wealth gap among the villagers as there’s a huge difference between the houses as some are well built for security and sustainability while others are built as shacks and vulnerable to mob attacks.
Why do you think there are so many abandoned mine shafts across the world? They truly reflect the failure of capitalism as monopolization has led the mineral industry to collapse by poor working conditions and bare minimum wage.
Let the ruling class tremble by the revolution the Pillagers are leading. The pillagers, the United free villagers, have nothing to lose but their chains. Let the pillagers of all biomes unite in the revolution.

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So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health

I'm falling in love with my friend's DnD character.

My friend recently showed me art she made of one of her DnD characters, a brown tiefling girl with curly hair and yellow eyes. I immediately fell in love the second I laid my eyes on her! But I knew I could never tell her, my friend would mock me and act like I'm crazy. This same friend looks through this subreddit to make fun of people here, and it's horrible. What do I do? How do I deal with these feelings? I love her so much and I don't think I could live without telling her how I feel. Should we enter a relationship without telling my friend? How can I give her all of my love?

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Merry Christmas and happy new year

aria is a stinky

aria b not

fodo b ballin

You think your car is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast because it has a big engine huh? Well guess again you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin.

My car has a spoiler.

Not just any spoiler. It has spiked edges that make it look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon's wing. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ car doesn't have a spoiler, so it's not fast.

The speed of a car has nothing to do with the engine or any other nerdy mechanic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that. It's all in the spoiler.

Want to run faster? Wear a spoiler on your ass. Want to type faster? Wear a spoiler on your fingers. Want to think as fast as me? Wear a spoiler as a hat. I would attach a spoiler to every area of my body, but God already made me a perfect human being, so it'd be unfair to get that kind of boost.

So buzz off kid. Before I beat your ass in a street race. You've probably never even seen the streets like I have. I'm from the hoodest hood. I eat your worst nightmares for breakfast.

Get out. Don't come back until your car has a spoiler as sweet as mine.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

congratulations on coming out as gay i guess

this is so sad
can we destroy anime

fod

this person has the big gay and i'm proud of that

EEEEEEEEEEERIKA

: fun fact - everyone that gets spotted by me with another nick gets the "I have no clue what to do" role

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

omfg that's true

noice country, best chocolate, but succs on bf1


2/10 u hav big gei

Huere Härzige

Only in europe?

Best chocolate producer in eu

I'm not polish you Surströmming!

Polish blyat, funny guy, nuub player

i love your moms motorboating skills

ur mom bytcj i ♥♥♥ her everynite bytcj

ur a ♥♥♥♥ indeed

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