I tried to live in Japan for awhile. I got there and met a beautiful large breasted Japanese woman with the most perfect face and figure.

We flirted in the airport bar and had a couple drinks together. She invited me to her hotel room that evening so I went there. I showed up there, we had dinner and more drinks then started making out on the couch and before I knew it here giant milkers were in my face and I was being smothered by them.

She told me to take my pants off so I did and...that's when I saw it...

My penis was just a mass of blurry pixels. I screamed and she said "It's okay look!" Her vagina was also pixelated. It broke my heart knowing I would never see her perfect vagina.

I couldn't hold back my tears. I ran out of her hotel room crying and got on the next plane. I haven't been back since.

I tried to live in Japan for awhile. I got there and met a beautiful large breasted Japanese woman with the most perfect face and figure.

We flirted in the airport bar and had a couple drinks together. She invited me to her hotel room that evening so I went there. I showed up there, we had dinner and more drinks then started making out on the couch and before I knew it here giant milkers were in my face and I was being smothered by them.

She told me to take my pants off so I did and...that's when I saw it...

My penis was just a mass of blurry pixels. I screamed and she said "It's okay look!" Her vagina was also pixelated. It broke my heart knowing I would never see her perfect vagina.

I couldn't hold back my tears. I ran out of her hotel room crying and got on the next plane. I haven't been back since.

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This is clearly a plot by the CCP to accumulate genetic material from Westerners for research purposes, maybe to create a new virus that only affects and kills Americans. So if you find yourself in such a situation, grab the masseuse's neck, bring her face real close to yours, look directly into her eye and say the following words real slow: "♥♥♥♥ the CCP" and then growl for 2 minutes before letting go of her. After she falls down on the floor because her legs got weak by that super masculine powermove, you throw her a $10 bill for the massage because you're from a capitalist country and it is against American values to solicit free service from anyone. After that you find yourself an Asian twink and ♥♥♥♥ him till sunrise

If you're like me and have a very specific fetish, sometimes you have to pay extra to commission the video yourself. You can pick the actors, send the studio the rubber duckies you want, have them read your script, and have them act out specific example gifs from your favorite existing porn movies. I recently commissioned a porn filmed on a 360 VR camera where Charity Love masturbated with my rubber ducky in a bathtub filled with other duckies so it's shot from the perspective of a cucky ducky. Good luck finding that content without paying for it! The reason clips4sale has so much variety is because studios resell all the obscure videos they created for customs.

I have tried a fleshlight and then an onahole for reasons which will be apparent soon, if you are a smaller man, just get an onahole, generally a uh..... Smaller orifice. As terrible as it sounds some of those onaholes are aimed at some questionably not ok fetishes but it works out for dudes who aren't really packing much heat and are usually way cheaper, Fleshlight was $80, onehole was like $21. They sell tighter fleshlights but it's still $50+ and they are heavy which honestly wasn't something I thought about when I bought it but its a big deal