A Scholar of the Ages, with a Keen Gaze in Most Fortuitous and Tempered Circumstances

Behold, the refined observer—an esteemed man of learning, his complexion fair as alabaster and his discerning eye honed to a razor’s precision. A true master of scrutiny, he doth possess an unparalleled attention to the finest details, whether in the art of the human form or the subtle intricacies of passionate encounter between him and her. Though his gaze is oft focused with the seriousness of a learned sage, it is not beyond him to witness the fervor of carnal embrace, for the philosopher doth not neglect even the most earthly of pursuits, should they present themselves with fervor most impassioned.

Translated to big 2025: certified white gooner with a precise eye for attention to detail in horny circumstances