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So what to you do? Oh you’re a cashier? That’s cool well I’m a 68W. Oh you don’t know? It’s the Combat Medic haha all my guys call my Doc because when I’m out there doing my thing I’m pretty much a doctor.
No I haven’t seen combat yet, but when the time comes I’ll be ready. What? Of course I’m still a combat medic even if I haven’t seen combat, it’s the title and training that counts! Anyways this strip club is kinda lame, whatta say we blow this joint and head back to my place? See what a real Army barracks room looks like wink. Oh yeah, if my NCO comes by you’re gonna have to hide in the closet for a few minutes, but it’s all good. Cmon, we can take my Challenger back to post.
Times gooned:19764 times
Showers: 0
Geek bar puffs 27843
Huzz:0
Girls talked to:1 my mom
Job: Unemployed
Deodorant Swipes: 0 none owned
Jerkmate rank: Unreal
Teeth Brushed:0
Times gooned:19764 times
Showers: 0
Geek bar puffs 27843
Huzz:0
Girls talked to:1 my mom
Job: Unemployed
Deodorant Swipes: 0 none owned
Jerkmate rank: Unreal
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable
I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again
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𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙥
└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀└📁steamapps
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⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Left For Dead 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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Now for the explanation, I am unemployed and currently pursuing a career in streaming...
ENG: Copy&Paste one of these OR write whatever you want and I will rep you back 100% i'm online now
RU: пишете что-то из списка ниже , и я вам пишу что захотите я щас в онлайне :))
+rep fast trader 😃
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP GOD 💢
+rep kind person
+rep Friendly
+rep Thanks For Carry 👍
+rep insane play in gwyf
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls
+rep very nice and non-toxic player
+rep AYYYY LMAO
ENG: Copy&Paste one of these OR write whatever you want and I will rep you back 100% i'm online now
RU: пишете что-то из списка ниже , и я вам пишу что захотите я щас в онлайне :))
+rep fast trader 😃
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP GOD 💢
+rep kind person
+rep Friendly
+rep Thanks For Carry 👍
+rep insane play in gwyf
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls
+rep very nice and non-toxic player
+rep AYYYY LMAO
🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️
✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤
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𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙥
Boy:No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have back luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣷⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣧⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠾⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⡿⠟⠛⣁⡿⠃⠄⠄⠠⣆⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⣠⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⡿⠟⠁
⠄⠄⠈⠿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⢀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣦⣴⣿⣿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⡿⢿⣷⣄
⠄⢰⣷⣮⢿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡽⣷⣄
⢿⣷⣭⣛⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣧
⢻⠇⠻⠿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⢿⣿⣿⣦⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣷⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣧⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠾⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⡿⠟⠛⣁⡿⠃⠄⠄⠠⣆⠄⠄⠄
I invited him to my house for a Rust irl beamer party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard willy push against my leg. I right hooked him then beamed him from top of launch. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy, real ♥♥♥♥♥♥