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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:42am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 3:53am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 3:53am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 4:21am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 4:32am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 4:33am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 4:28am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 8:06pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 7:57pm



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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