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Was really excited for this game but there was far too many things which are so frustrating about it for me to like it altogether as a whole:

Start with the good:

- The graphics are beautiful and the main story is amazing but that's all there is...

The bad:
- Gina NPC is the worst thing known to man, I'd purposely leave her in the boat and swim off to the next mission to spare my soul of even 5 minutes where shes not getting in the way or repeating the same 2 sayings she has continuously throughout the game.
- NPCs in general always in the way to the point where the game is completely unplayable in a stealthy mode, they will literally stand at the door and only door you need to go through to progress into the game but the only way to stealth kill is from behind so good luck trying stealth on this one.
- The mechanics on the game are so tiresome and frustrating, not being able to do certain things in the game as you would like to do them, have to do things in a certain order to progress and do other things in the game.
- The climbing and movement is painful; does not work as intended half the time the amount of times I have fallen and been bugged out while trying to use the whip to swing across is painful. As well as jumping and climbing, playing like Indiana is in a wheelchair half the time, not being able to climb anything at times during the game.
- There is a constant third person glitch where the only way to get out of it is to load a previous save which most the times takes you back far enough where feel frustrated and bored of the game at that point. This in my mind would be a lot better game in third person but this glitch makes it almost impossible to play.
- The absolute fury of 0 guides and hints through this game is absurd, the whole book levelling up system is boring and not a very good reward for all the running around you have to do for it, climbing and looking for puzzle hints is frustrating 90% of the time, a tiny little marker to point out where or what you have to do.
- It's that well hidden for levelling up and upgrades I didn't unlock my first upgrade until 18 hours into the game, the whole book concept for everything in the game is painful to break down at the start.
- Whole weapon wheel is poor instead of choosing what you want you want you have to click in a certain direction how many times, which also bugs out if you press them too quickly, example you'll have the camera on the wheel but will be holding a light instead.
- Every city is the exact same copy and paste and there's only really 3 main city's in the whole game the rest are 20mins tops altogether. It's all the same go here find this bring it back for 0 reward.


Could've been a great game but poorly made in my eyes.

5 minutes into the game

"Anything from the trolley dear?"

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

depositing my logs brb

Look at little goblin junior, you gonna cry?

A little cheeky freeze or crash just before a game to get you in the mood

Once again EA show the PC community that they don't give a damn about us. The amount of problems with this game is untrue, can't even start the game more than anything I mean how difficult is it, they can't even get the basics right. Every single update does absolutely nothing to fix this monstrosity, just updated before writing this review and the game comes out with more issues than fixes, completely resets all game and display settings, resets all tactics and saved settings and can't even run the game breaking 60fps even after re sorting the settings out lmao. EA definitely touching the PC community up here, as long as the stores up and running to buy fifa points they ain't arsed one bit

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"You're my favorite parasite... No, wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite... I lied. Ringworm, then, rats with the plague, then you."

Uncle - 1899

It's a pretty good game. I've now learnt fluent Italian 11/10