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25 of 35 (71%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:27pm

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 1:33pm

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 10:36pm

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 1:17pm

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:17pm

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2017 @ 1:07am

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 1:44pm

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:46pm

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28pm

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 5:33pm

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:39pm

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 10:10am

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:18pm

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 12:20am

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 9:31am

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 12:45pm

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:19am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:15am

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:35pm

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 3:03pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 1:49pm

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 9:26pm

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:04pm

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 3:50pm

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:35pm



REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.